Cometh the Hour, Cometh the Eejit is a riotous short story about a president named Flump (who may seem strangely familiar to many readers). This tale tells of Flump’s most outrageous day. Goodreads+1Goodreads+1
Mark Rice, known for his sharp wit and satirical prowess, delivers a narrative that is both hilarious and thought-provoking. The story’s brevity doesn’t diminish its impact; instead, it ensures that every word serves a purpose, leading readers through a whirlwind of absurdity that mirrors real-world events in a delightfully exaggerated manner.
For fans of political satire and those who appreciate a good laugh at the expense of the world’s absurdities, Cometh the Hour, Cometh the Eejit is a must-read. It’s a testament to Rice’s ability to blend humor with incisive commentary, making it a standout piece in contemporary satirical literature.
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Mist rose off Tanjong Merahβs tracks. The depot bore the odour of dust and rain. Under its flickering lights was a girlβalways wet, always waiting.
Always holding an umbrellaβbut not her own.
All traces of the Singaporean train station at Tanjong Merah had vanished from Google Maps,scrubbed, as if it had never borne passengers or trams. It sat below Tanjong Merahβs glass towers, rustic, silentβempty.
But not totally defunct. The last tram arrived every monsoon season, rolling in on a track that shouldnβt existβfor those who lost something they couldnβt quite name.
The station was the backdrop of Su Min Ongβs tragic disappearanceβone that became a local legend over years of telling. 1965βs great floods had grown a monster. Ruined infrastructure. Compromised food sources. Displaced lives. Tanjong Merah had borne more than its fair share of human lossesβincluding Su Minβs. On Line Zeroβs final tram.
Tanjong Rhu had welcomed the train, playing its much needed host during the deluge. Its keeper, alone, documented each appearance and departure. Su Min, pale, in a soaked uniform, arrived like clockwork every Friday of the month since then.
And someone else from Tanjong Merahβs platform would vanish. Without shoes.
The tram pulled into the depot, along with echoes of thunder and flashes of lightning. The Keeper opened his logbook, preparing to record that Fridayβs namesβand saw his own, already penned.
The station bell tolled, without being touched.
Su Min arrived, pale-faced, eyes hollow. She said nothing, but opened her umbrella, revealing tram tickets stitched within.
The keeper didnβt have anyβhe didnβt need one. But he understood.
Su Min guided him aboard the train, handing him her stitched umbrella.
She stepped off. The tram hissed, breathing for the last time.
At dawn. the depot stands empty, buried under an overnight construction project. Only an old pair of shoes remains, tattered from years of walking and groundskeeping.
Mass Rapid Transit apps show Line Oβout of service since 1965.
A few years later, a commuter on the train entering the new Tanjong Merah Mass Rapid Transit station scrolls down the screen of his mobile phone. He sees a reflection in its glass, a wet girl, seated on a bench, with no one seated beside her.
She rides quietly beside us now, waiting for a seat.
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The journey of life is like reconstructing a torn tapestry-one that moves from the challenge of isolation, but is resilient, filled with hope and love.
Cedarvale was a suburb haven in full bloomβpicture postcard perfection. Clover Wen was the idealist greeting card writer βher βjust soβ attitude could put Marie Kondo to shame. Her kitchen towels were on rotation. Her cupboardsβcolour coded. And her spice rack? Alphabetized.
But the idealist had a creative secretβshe was the pen behind a famous authentic lifestyle influencer.
It was her comfort zoneβit was where she could chase her curated influencer dreamsβeverything crafted twice overβwithout the fear of cosmetic judgement. It was where she could hide her fear of blandnessβcoming out as a lifestyle influencer too βjigsawedβ to show herself.
But Cloverβs life was a postcard lieβeven hardy clovers wilted when over-watered.
Among her pastel promo drafts was a threatening noteβone penned in her style, demanding that she confess her ghostwriting exploits or risk losing the utopian life she had sculpted in Cedarvale.
And so began her frantic search for mano sinistraβthe evil maestro who composed the note. Perhaps it was Philomenaβthe cheeky handwriting analyst neighbour would pen something like that. Or her motherβthe old one was lost in filters and fonts. He or she had baked clues into the thousands of drafts in what was now a crime sceneβa compost pile of tattered ideas.
She filtered through the torn leaves of mental sparksβher mind an un-Cloverlike, confused warp. It was about to spin beyond control when it hit her–the mano sinistra was none other than herself. Her Breakdownβmade of half-eaten cake and draftsβ had penned it in a hurry, one her well-honed self was too ready to deny.
The handwriting was hersβbecause her porcelain finish had cracks. She had been the one yelling Mayday. The mano sinistra was herself.
And she hit a jarring noteβthe only way to ease the chaos in her too-right self was to publish the note. And she did. In all its messy honesty. Philomena winked her support. Her mother gave her a hug.
And her authentic lifestyle influencer gave her his blog. It turned out that cracked bowls sold better than polished porcelain ones.
Now Clover still writesβbut embraces off-page scripts when they blend in.
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Ever gazed at the stars and wondered if our origins lie beyond Earth? In The Colonizers, Joseph Robert Mullen invites readers on a captivating journey that challenges our understanding of humanity’s beginnings.
This narrative delves into the provocative question: “Did life here begin out there?” Mullen weaves a tale that seamlessly blends science fiction with philosophical inquiry, exploring the possibility that extraterrestrial beings played a role in seeding life on our planet. The story unfolds through a series of revelations and discoveries that keep readers engaged and contemplative.Amazon+1Goodreads+1
What sets this book apart is its ability to intertwine speculative fiction with profound questions about existence, purpose, and the universe. Mullen’s storytelling encourages readers to ponder the vastness of space and our place within it, making for a thought-provoking read.
For those intrigued by the mysteries of our origins and the cosmos, The Colonizers offers a narrative that is both entertaining and intellectually stimulating. Embark on this journey and explore the possibilities that lie beyond our world.
If you have to go down, go down in sequins.- Michelle Liew’s Tattooable
The world was ending–yet again. The decree issued by the Mayor of Lockabee was hasty– all residents were to gather at the town hall for another cosplay emergency drill. Laura GoGetter showed up, eyes decorated by the trendiest eyeliner available at her favourite cosmetics outlet. Her leather jacket and grin told others– try me.
She wasn’t fearless–she just didn’t have the time for all that paperwork. Doom knocked–she popped confetti in his face. The Universe wanted silence—she hollered with a megaphone.
As everyone gathered with faces that told of sleepless nights, a meteor tore the sky, ready to crush.
Pandemonium–everyone scattered amid the rising echoes of their screams. Laura stumbled spectacularly–then got up with flair. Her poise wasn’t naive–it was rebellious.
She stood, eyes fiercely locked on the meteor as it approached–not to stop it, but to stand in it. With her glitter and grit.
Perhaps the world would end. Perhaps it wouldn’t. Either way, survival was loud…she had to make some noise.
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Ever pondered the origins of lightning? In David Blair’s Dragons in the Clouds, this question becomes the spark for an enthralling tale where dragons donβt just exist β they soar above us, hidden within the clouds. This isnβt your average fantasy novel. Itβs a bold reimagining of ancient legends, fusing magic, morality, and mystery in a way that feels both fresh and timeless.
Set in an age when dragons roamed the earth freely, the story begins with a kingdom terrified by a breed of vicious dragons. In a panic, the king declares that all dragons must be exterminated. But Merlinius, the royal wizard, knows better β not all dragons are evil. To protect a family of gentle dragons, he casts a spell of weightlessness that sends them into hiding in the skies, cloaked in cloud and shadow. From there, a secret world begins to unfold, where truth and legend blur with every flash of lightning.
The story is accessible yet richly imaginative, making it a great read for younger fantasy fans and adults alike. Characters like the young David and his dragon companion Rago bring heart to the tale, while Merlinius adds a touch of wisdom and classic magical charm. With themes of friendship, courage, and seeing beyond appearances, it carries a meaningful message beneath the wings of its adventure.
If youβve ever looked up at the clouds and wondered what might be hiding behind them, this book dares to answer β and youβll be glad it did.
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Set against the backdrop of World War II, Here, Now, and Forever follows Carl Goodman, a Merchant Marine sailor, and Ruby Matthews, a black nurse, who survive a plane crash in the Himalayas. Their discovery of a portal to an Eden-like garden leads to a deepening relationship and a confrontation with an alien named Norlok. Upon rescue, they find that 85 years have passed, yet they’ve not agedβa situation that changes upon returning to the U.S., prompting a race against time to return to their sanctuary.
Frankel masterfully weaves themes of racism, sexism, and antisemitism into the narrative, reflecting the societal challenges of the 1940s. The evolving relationship between Carl and Ruby is both poignant and authentic, set against a richly imagined sci-fi backdrop.
This novel is a compelling blend of historical and science fiction, offering a thought-provoking exploration of love, identity, and the human condition.β
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